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butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

by QuacksO February 6, 2021


butt-futt

To pull down your pants and bare ass fart directly into somebody's face.

Yo Francois, David just butt-futted me so fucking hard I saw his butt cheeks vibrate.

by jasparagus January 10, 2021


Kame Butt Blast

When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.

Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help

by a kid7086789 November 7, 2022


Japanese butt circus

When you have sexual intercourse with two women of Japanese decent, while having anal sex with one, and the other juggles your balls, the women switch positions multiple times

During my trip to Japan, I participated in a Japanese butt circus, please don’t tell my wife.

by Boatlover4 August 10, 2024


The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021


butt flagging

A golfing act, where one mate picks up the golf flag and throws it so hard it gets entrenched inside his friends ass hole

I cant believe my mom took me to go butt flagging for my birthday. My hole still hurts!

by Dickfiddler April 8, 2017


Kentucky fried brazilian butt plug

When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.

I paid that fat chick $50 bucks to give me a Kentucky Fried Brazilian Butt Plug

by borkanese May 22, 2023