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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019


you could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

by You could get cuffed May 24, 2018

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Get Takeout

New way to ask for sex aka get in someones pants ;)

Guy- "hey girllll wanna get takeout tonight?"
Girl- "your take out is my favorite take out!"

by Dickgetterzone March 25, 2022


Get Takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024


get takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024


Get Takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024


get takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.

by Angelo&Fiorella April 21, 2024