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the act of trying to place as many penis' as possible into a single vagina like many clowns try to fir into one car somehow
there was a 20 some going on in bed last night so i was like da hell with it lets just play a friendly game of clown car sex (: but then her vagina tore.... o well
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An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.
John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
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The disgusting act of two gay niggers having sex.
Joe: Look John, gayness has spread to black people.
John: Gay nigger sex.
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Imagine two 13 year old virgins hooking up having sex with a very first time imagine how lame and boring that would be. Now dumb that down by 2x and that's vanilla sex.
that bitch look like a freak.. but all she fucks is vanilla sex ole lame ass fuck
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1) used when someone is so virginic looking that people/their friends must take it to the next level and sexify him/her. Sort of like dress them up but sex them up
2) like hit me up except like hit me up and we'll have sex
1) ex:
"omgg sarah dresses like a pilgrim, we seriously needa sex that chick up"
2)ex:
Krista: "So chris you still free tonight?"
Chris: "yaa"
Krista: "k cool, if you find yourself getting bored...sex me up"
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Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards
Hey Jen how was the break up sex?
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One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.
Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!
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