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To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.
Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.
The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.
"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"
As above, trap one, trap two etc. is a method of labelling individual toilet stalls in a row of lavatory cubicles by analogy with racing traps in a greyhound track. Numbering must follow the racing example so looking from the front, the rightmost cubicle is trap one, the one to the left of it is trap two etc so that the numbers read left to right for the 'racers'.
'was that you in trap one this morning? I thought someone had opened fire with a machine gun'
you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty
Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up
To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.
A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.
A new phrase used to describe sad emotions.
"Please be quiet, today was one year, Eren."
"Shit, sorry, that's rough."
The one you want but won't get
Basically the last piece of cake you'll never get it
There probably the worst person ever
"Here come the beautful one"