When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?
-One-legged!
The teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide.
I have that one teacher, yeah, cry for me
the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide
yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.
a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.
The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.
When virgins who don’t drink much get drunk off of one twisted tea and are hammered.
Man I was totally in one last night.
When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.
Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.