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when u drop a firecracker into a girls pussy and sacrifice ur penis and her vaj for 3 seconds of pleasure
My partner said that the Arab sex bomb was scary as hell!!!!.............stupid cunt fucker
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when you push down your lovers head in to the bed while you are having inercors then you have you friend come out ove the closet and fuck her then you go out to the window and wave at her
hey i goasted that bitch sex term goasting
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Rupert Grint, also known as Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter films.
My ovaries are gone and I can thank the ginger sex god.
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sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.
girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night
friend: what?
girl: it was so boring i could have just lied there and solved a rubix cube
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Sex that is so primal, wild and uninhibited that it is comparable to knowing the world is about to end and it will be the last sex you will ever have.
I hadn't seen my girlfriend, Gina, since I went away to college 6 months ago. When we finally hooked up, we had the craziest sex ever! It was like end of the world sex!
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The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.
Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.
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