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Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy March 3, 2012

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot like sex

hot like sex-- when something is so undeniably awesome it out plays everything else. Sex is the only thing that could compare. use it like an adjective.

1. Shimmy is hot like sex.

2. -Jessie's party was so freakin' fun.
:Yeah, it was hot like sex.

by haha...oh wait August 25, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


real person sex

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.

Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!

by Brobot0001000 November 8, 2010

71๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crazy Sex High

A sexual high, with a crazy encentric twist.

First popularised in Brighton

A hot sex high or crazy sex high

by 12inchplate May 20, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.

โ€œ...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjobโ€

by Tiddlydinkydoo April 25, 2018

48๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ronald Reagan sex

A twisted cousin of Bill Clinton sex (oral in other words). RR sex is having some kind of sexual encounter, but not remembering because you have Alzheimer's (or possibly alcohol-induced amnesia).

I know for sure Beth slept with that guy last night. She just can't remember because it was Ronald Reagan sex.

by fkatz19 November 29, 2010

118๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


kinky butt sex

Where 2 or more people have butt sex. When they try odd ways of doing it or juss down right doing it.

Sally and Bob had some extremely kinky butt sex last night while watching X-files!!!!!

by Midnitesun November 8, 2003

57๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž