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Fucking a chick till she starts to orgasm then pull out and shove your entire dick into her mouth.
Did you hear about her boyfriend giving her the hot pocket last night?!
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A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.
"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."
-Tomek
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A Hooters girl put a rude customers hot wings in her vagina before sending to table in Houston Texas.
Bro did you hear about Houston Hooters Hot Wings? They got a new flavor only for rude chaps!
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That "I gotta be close to the bathroom" tum tum
When you eat something organic an it comes out by itself without force or choice
"I just ate some organic lettuce and it gave me hot snakes and bubble gut"
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A unique private story set up by none other than jude_rams only the coolest of cool are allowed access to see what posts jude(an ancient mythical creature) decides to upload daily
He is known for having strict rules for when it comes to the rules of his story,anyone who deliberately breaks them will be sanctioned in one form or another
He’s a patient,cute and comforting man whom everyone wants to be (or at least get close to being)
X-wait so you’re telling me your not in Jude_rams HoT(private story)
Y-of course I am ya langer
X-wuhaaaayyy
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infuriated to the point that you would fornicate with the form of payment being on credit.
Zoe ditched Bobby for Aaron and he was hot enough to fuck on credit.
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Another term for defecation. Taking a dump, dropping a deuce, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, etc.
Agh! I really need to run to the toilet to pound out a hot stack before I crap my pants...
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