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Guy 1: imagine being black
Guy 2: okay white roach
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The act of a woman executing oral sex while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and ejaculating at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.
Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini 2 on her now?
When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.
"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"
"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"
Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.
I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.
"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"
"Which one?" - some stoner
Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/
Noun meaning: a bleached anus
'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'
a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.
this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.
"Have you read the new issue of Winter Guard? White Widow was awesome in it!"