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Some-sex marriage

A marriage where sex is almost non-existent. According to many sex therapists, sex between married partners less than 12 times a year is considered a sexless marriage. This is a some-sex marriage.

Jill took pity on John and had sex once a month. They had a "some-sex marriage".

by Glen Allen March 8, 2011

50๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cowboy Butt Sex

To have immensely vigorous butt sex with a male/female partner.

Hey Justin, I just had some epic Cowboy Butt Sex with my girlfriend last night!

by Le Niggar of Negros. January 22, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex ed teacher

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.

Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.

by Mr. Orgasmo December 27, 2016

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


phone sex virgin

If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these

This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES

by 18inches June 22, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


male sex kitten

A sex God, with a chiselled body, abs you can iron a shirt on and a fantastic ass. A burning beacon of sexuality. Hard to resist. A man that can make your panties melt.

Look up the definition of orgasm

Keenan!?!

KEENAN! KEENAN! KEENAN! Keenan is a male sex kitten, he is so good.

by Crust(and Proud), May 22, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


German sex-machine

garth or any other german known to have sex for 4 hours or more with only one orgasm

Garth is a german sex-machine

by K-D-O-double G July 10, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Story

We all know why your here.. Remember to clear your history!

Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Samโ€™s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year oldโ€™s cum.

That was a very short sex story.

by J.K. Rowling of Sex Stories May 2, 2023

10๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž