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Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others
This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public.
While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved.
Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.
"Hey, could you come pick me up? This girl promised me kinky Asian sex but I received none and am now stranded. Help me!"
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Having sex while watching Space Jam
Ultimate win.
"space jam's on"
"Space jam sex?!"
"okay"
"wooooot!"
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Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
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funny term for "anal sex" or "butt sex". more often used for two guys rather than a guy and a girl
tate was sore after a long night of doing nothing but having anal butt sex with his partner
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The best thing in the world. I just did it like 500 times.
lets have super sexy sex.
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the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have sex with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.
please note: this does not make anyone a slut, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!
Q-what are you doing tonight?
A-it casual sex friday what do you think
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Sex Pepper - The Opposite of "Fuck Salt"
The Words Sex Pepper are created By Dylan :
www.myspace.com/holynigguhitsdylan
"FUCK SALT!" "SEX PEPPER!"
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