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When you leave blue cheese out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off blue cheese tastes like mold.
Usually a shotgun with the barrel shorted to make it more portable and increase mobility, however such guns a prohibited in some countries
The driller had a (sawn off nose) in his trench coat
Stopping trying hard after winning so many times consecutively in a competitive scene, be it esports or normal sports, knowing that no one will pass that record. This phrase comes from an MMORPG game guild that has done the same.
I'll be such a good player that I'll be pulling off a LYLE in the middle of my carrier.
It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house