a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!
You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,
Chunks of shit, A.K.A. another expression used for shit.
"You mind if I lay some butt chunks in this 'ere toilet bowl?" Asked Mr Thomas Newton
The leftover thermal energy found on a seat that has just been vacated.
"Wow, im picking up a huge butt thermal off this bench right now man"
"Yeah you should have seen the dude who was there before you, he was f*king huge"
when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand
wow angus has a hairy butt hole
Being buttery ;)~ you butt knuccer
Your a butt knuccers like bread
Coy Bailey
my dad likes to call me this so now it means him
(def when someone like jigging there butt)
when your butthole stings after an insanely large shit
Derp: Hi weirdo
weirdo: can't talk I HAVE BUTT SCREAMS