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when gay ass niggas have butt sex in the ass
bro wtff?? you just had gay butt sex?? that's gay asf broo
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Fucking a bitch from behind cum in your hand and smack it on the booty.
I gave that dirty hoe the milkman sex move last night.
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As once said by Ea$yMoney, gay mic sex is something he will not partake in. No one knows what it means though.
Ea$yMoney: I do not partake in gay mic sex
Snopple Wopple: tf does that mean
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when you or your partner can only get turned on knowing that you are having the safest sex possible. this includes being on the pill, being tested for all std's, and also wearing a condom.
I got so hard knowing that my bitch was tested and on the pill, i fucking love my safe sex kink.
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Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender
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Noun.
Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.
Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.
"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
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When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.
Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!
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