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stupid ugly bastard faced fascist

A term used to insult someone when a simple one word insult such as bastard or twat will not suffice. The combination of words gives the user the ultimate verbal tool against any foe which rolls off the tongue and is enjoyable to utter at someone who has wronged you.

What did you do that for? You stupid ugly bastard faced fascist!

by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 8, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 22, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing July 18, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby-darlin-doll-face-honey

a combination of the cheesiest terms of endearment to creating the greatest pet name of all time

hey baby-darlin-doll-face-honey... i love you

by zak attach pack April 9, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Open-Faced Roast Beef Sandwich

Wrinkly, slimy, dangling vag lips complete with extra au jous.

That bitch's pussy is so used up it looks like she has a week old Arby's open-faced roast beef sandwich dangling from her crotch!

by frank from safeway July 7, 2011

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