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When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?
-One-legged!
Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money
The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"
Guy 1: name one good thing bout todorakis
Guy 2: Uhh, I-I-I-I-Can't!
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The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.
"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."
Like throwing up a peace sign as greeting but with only your pointer finger; though usually done with both hands. Generally used as a greeting, or form of recognition among friends, and seeing friends in a public setting.
Originated in southern Minnesota and used mainly in small communities as a sign of friendship.
Person 1: Oh hey there's Emily
Person 2: Cool sauce up ones!
I saw Jessica's mom in the grocery store yesterday, sauced up some ones.
kid: im so huuuungrrrryyyyyyy i could eat one septentrigintillion horses right now
mom: we will be at the McDonald's soon honey
kid ok *hmph*
When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.
After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday