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grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 25, 2022


I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023


get on for some

to engage in sexual activities. similar to "get (one') swerve on."

<i>i pushed him off me when he tried to get on for some because i was hella tired.</i>

by mala April 23, 2004


Get stuffed

A dad poopiehead phrase that dads who think they’re funny us he stays up all night uses

Kid: can I have a lolly bag

Dad: get stuffed

by Chocolate sandwiches July 16, 2020


get piked

The disposition of the impalement via organic or non organic means

Yo brah' let's get piked tonight.

by Jobaebae October 1, 2017


Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.

A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.

by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018


get under my boot

Something someone says to you to be extremely disrespectful, usually they're fake "alpha males" with a superiority complex and feel threatened by someone trying to do good in their own life. Used to put people down and feel better about oneself with extreme disrespect.

Ha! You're doing better in your life? Get under my boot.

by The psychoanalyst September 12, 2023