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kid: im so huuuungrrrryyyyyyy i could eat one septentrigintillion horses right now
mom: we will be at the McDonald's soon honey
kid ok *hmph*
When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.
After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday
The catchphrase of one of the most majestic anime hotties evah~
♤Sebasuchan Mikaerisu♤
You see, I'm simply one hell of a butler.
friend: bro ur such a faceless one emperial
friend 2: thanks bro
To pull something real fast.
This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone
Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”
(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb
Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.
Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now