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Game where all players are in the nude and one hides. Whoever finds the hider first gets to have sex with them upon finding.
Where's Boberto?
Oh, he's getting slammed by Sheela. She won hide-and-go sex
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Two extreemly hot people fucking like lovers while eating spiced meat.
Laure and Zach had the best sex ever on Jan. 18th 2004 at 4am.
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A new movie coming out featuring the resilient return of the Golden Girls!
Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
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A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
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Sex without foreplay. Like Santa, spoke not a word and went straight to his work.
Hey babe let's have Christmas Eve Sex, that will be quick.
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An alcoholic beverage, very similar to a sex on the beach but it is made with a tall can of Pabst Blue Ribbon with ketchup and crushed suboxone as a rim finish.
Commonly consumed in West Virgina, Southwest Virginia, and Eastern Kentucky
Bro i just butt chugged a whole “Sex in The Trailer Park!”
When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.
“I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”