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Nnnnnope. I don’t have anything. And after I was accused of plagiarism I used my own idea which were roundly stolen. Because they are better. Mine are better. And that’s why you’re doing this. You thought I needed to steal from you because I didn’t have my own ideas. My ideas were better. Are you winning now? You weren’t before I started. You weren’t AFTER HE started.

Hym “You are withholding from me the thing that would have earned you my loyalty. And I never received any credit for your bullshit. Nor did I want it. Did you take credit for mine? Huh? Did you do a thing that I did not? Seems to be the case. And that’s not nothing.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022


Nothing

Nothing is when your either actually doing something, or was able to bend logic and do actually nothing. If your doing nothing, are you technically breathing, sitting down, eating?

What are you doing?
Nothing.
But you're breathing.
Not Anymore!
Oh, ok- wait, what, no!

by beans are very nice January 26, 2022


Nothing

Nothing

I am useless or nothing

by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022


National Nothing Day

Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”

“…”

“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”

by if you’re reading this, smile! October 8, 2021


Machine that does nothing

Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party

This machine, does it do anything?

No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing

by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 28, 2021


nothing forums

the BEST DAMN FORUM EVER.

Oh look here is a brilliant post on Nothing forums!

by SomeOne August 27, 2003


nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.

He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2011