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A non trivial sized line of men at Bathroom or Portable toilet that seemingly all need to poop urgently
I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.
Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors
“Bro your absolute turtle toes”
A tasty snack for anyone in the mood to eat something expensive
Hey guys I'm bored so I'm going out to get some turtle nuggets!
When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"
Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
Man we did the verbal turtle last night
The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe
'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'