Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.
Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."
When you watch Perfect cell vs Ugandan Knuckles by DevilArtemis. We have discovered that they really like cheese
What do you eat?
Ebola with cheese
When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it
I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese
A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth
Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead
Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.
Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.
The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.
"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"