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Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky September 19, 2007


Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.

"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."

by asswip'e October 4, 2007


ebola with cheese

When you watch Perfect cell vs Ugandan Knuckles by DevilArtemis. We have discovered that they really like cheese

What do you eat?

Ebola with cheese

by Ebolian queen August 30, 2018


Cheese Suck

When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it

I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese

by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018


cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth

Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead

by vipie2000 September 5, 2019


Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.

Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.

by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021


Lottery Cheese

The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.

"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"

by MistyGuy December 22, 2012