completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.
"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."
"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"
(A Shittie Acosta): Is defined when a man perforates his bowel and shits in a bowl in order to mix ass blood and feces together for him to consume. Then puts an ad on grinder advertising his blood and stool lubricated rectum for use by multiple men. He then attempts to stay concious from all the blood loss to count how many loads he can take before he passes out.
Dam I needed a blood transfusion and surgery from pulling a shittie Acosta last night.
Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.
“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”
The act of masterbating while wearing medical mittens , and using your own feces as lube.
When we went in the room the pysch patient was doing the Ellicott Shitty .
To take a shit, not flush and leave the area immediately
Hey some fuck face took a shitty Moranis in the restroom!
any mf named brendan smith riding a kawi
goddamnn brendan is a shitty kawi rider