A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...
Hey TARD-A-THON, you got the answer wrong again...
Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.
It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.
Anything a tard happens to have in hand.
examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.
man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"
1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard
2) a combination of bastard and retard
*often used with complete preceding it*
Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!
Wow my teacher is bast-tard!
My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!
First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.
a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass
Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.