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1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard
2) a combination of bastard and retard
*often used with complete preceding it*
Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!
Wow my teacher is bast-tard!
My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!
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Anything a tard happens to have in hand.
examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
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Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.
man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"
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First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.
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The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
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If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.
person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.
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a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.
"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."
wow what a car-tard
"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"
and again
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