November 4

Ignore your friend name Abbie or Abby till 12:00pm

Abbie: hey Tom
Tom: .....
Abbie: oh it November 4 🤦 ♀️

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4:27

International MUNCHIE TIME! In accordance with 4:20 International Pot smoking time. Hence forth one will get the munchies after the smokage is done.

"Dude its 4:27, where are the funyuns and that shit we used to get back in the day?"

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SRT-4

The biggest ricer mobile ever. Everyone who has one thinks they're amazing, however in essence it is still a neon. It gets smoked by Chevy SS Colbalts. Run HIGH 13's in the quarter mile....a car meant for economie and to go slow converted to a "super race machine"..not.

SRT-4 Owner: DUDE! I just did 13.99 in the quarter!

Neon Owner: Sweet!!! I just did 14.00!! NIce time! ANd you only spent $5 000 more then me!

Mustang Owner: *Does a massive burnout and laughs at ricers. WHile doing 11.7 with a completly stock 'stang + supercharger.*

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signal 4

Law Enforcement code for a Car Crash

That pursuit out on route twelve just signal 4'ed. Better send the meat wagon.

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September 4

National girlfriend has to say yes to everything day. Use this wisely boys ;)

Man: Get over and get on top of me.
Woman: Really babe? You know I like bottom.

Man: Too bad! It’s September 4 - national girlfriend has to say yes to everything day!

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2 TO 4

The duration of a imprisonement sentence, two to four years in jail.

"Hit with a 2 to 4 is difficult" -- Mobb Deep

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PlayStation 4

I game that makes you brain dead and helps you lose your girlfriend

Let’s get on the PlayStation 4 bro !

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