And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.

My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.

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I roger that

something you say in response to something that someone else says, when you're in full agreement with that person.

"Hey look, check out that chick! She just moved in down the street last week. Man, what a fuckin hottie she is! I mean seriously, she's a total babe!!"

"Whoa! I roger that, dude!"

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I guess that's it

The last words of Ronald "Ronnie" Merle McNutt, before blowing his brains out live.

Ronnie: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
BANG.

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I Lufe

I Love.u.for.ever

I lufe :)

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Not That I care...

A commonly used expression that often shows that the person does in fact care...
Used before or after a sentance that the speaker 'does not care about' (but actually does)
expresses some anger, jelousy, frustration

'Not That I care... but, why were you talking to that stupid bitch' OR
'Oh my god, did you see that 'zooey' has the exact same dress as me... Not That I care... or anything...'

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I died

What you say at the end of a story when it was either:

1. Very funny, hence you 'died laughing'

2. Very scary, hence you thought you were going to die

1. I saw this shirt the other day and it was orange with a tent and trees and such and it said "camping is in-tents" I died!

2. I was skiing the other day and I went down Cindy's Run. It was soo steep and went completely straight down, I couldn't stop! Omg I died.

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i care

Sarcasam used to throw a conversation.

Hits: Dude, you suck! FYI.
Relam:I care.

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