Yes I can't

Is a positive answer to a negative question

taking simply mathematical principals, two positives make a positive, two negatives makes a positive, so a negative combined with a positive leaves a negative.

so a question like, "can't you fix that computer?" requires the response, "Yes I can't" if indeed, you cannot do so, but "no, I can" if you are able to.

simple really

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shit yes negro

In total agreement. Affirmative. I'm interested. Are you kidding me, of course I ____!

John: "Do you want to go out?"
Jack: "Shit yes negro!"

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God yes

a phrase which is definetly used when a woman is proposed
to for marriage if she accepts that is

tom:will you marry me?

katy:GOD YES!!!

tom:OMG IM SO HAPPY

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yes life

When your life is so thrilling and great that you have to comment on it.

Guy 1: 'We are the only guys in our year that are still virgins.'
Guy 2: 'Yes life.'

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Ye old Kerfluffle

A band of weirdos who are loud, annoying, lonely, and random scream about memes

(no one can say that about us but me cause I'm in the band)

Wow ye old Kerfluffle is a really weird band

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YES for a free cookie.

I SAID FREE COOKIE DUMBASS.
CHANGE IT TO YES.
damnit.

YES FOR A FREE COOKIE.!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!1!one!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

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Yes (last name)

In recent years, it has become a phenomenon to congratulate or acknowledge one's presence by saying Yes and then their last name. Usually done by those who partake in the same sport. However, let it be known that if someone does something particularly daring or out of the ordinary, one may say Yes (last name) to them to let them know that they appreciate what they have done/are wearing. *Note: Never switch yes with yea or any other variant of the word "yes."

Examples of Yes (last name):
1. (Johnny Smith walks into class)
Fred: Yes Smith!

2. (Johnny Smith scores a goal in soccer)
Fred: Yes Smith!

3. (Johnny Smith wears Kanye glasses and a pink shirt to school)
Fred: Yes Smith!

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