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Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.
Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.
A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"
Being out nerded by any other nerd of a higher caliber. Very popular with computer programmers discussing their first computers and who's game is cooler, magic the gathering or dungeons and dragons.
Nerd Served
Nerd 1: I started programing on a sinclair zx80 the first week they where released.
Nerd 2: So what I was programming on the altair 8800 when you where still wearing diapers.
Bystander: You just got nerd-served!
Personal Nerd is a combination of tutor and personal assistant. It is a recent and rapidly growing addition to shadow education. Personal Nerds provide supplementary assistance outside of mainstream education system. Unlike tutors that are provided for a student wants to study at home or is struggling in a subject, Personal Nerds are hired to assist in managing workload, check completed works and give feedback to facilitate quick and efficient learning.
My Personal Nerd taking care of my college workload
A gangster nerd. Both cool and smart. Also a hacker.
Ricky got straights A's and kicked Jake's ass, Ricky's such a G-nerd.
Basically someone who is an expert at everything you need to know about cats
Kevin thought his sister Victoria was a cat nerd bc he was being a retard
A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cowboy spurs. Also works for janitors or people that wear keyrings attached to their belts.
You could always tell the IT manager was coming from the sound of his nerd spurs.
Exclaimed when defeating a noob player (typically in an online game)
Brandon kept on hollering "nerd down" every time he gunned down a noob.