I am a 22 year old female from Russia

I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.

Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.

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you got mega bored and decided to type every letter and number and symbol twice

person 1:~~``!!11@@22##33$$44%%55^^66&&**88((99))00__--++==QQqqWWwwEEeeRRrrTTttYYyyUUuuIIiiOOooPPpp{{}}||\\AAaaSSssDDddFFffGGggHHhhJJjjKKkkLLll::;;""''ZZzzXXxxCCccVVvvBBbbNNnnMMmm<<,,>>..??//
person 2:bro are you have a stroke

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.

Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

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9/22

Stroked out 922 times with a bullet in my dick and did a heart surgery on myself

Is 9/22 the new 9/11

4:22

When you take a second to grab your bong, rolling paper or pipe, so 4:20 passed, but now it's 4:20 two: electric boogaloo

Jay: "Shit man, you took too long finding your stuff, it's 4:22 now"

Bob: "Don't worry, that means it's 4:20 two"

catch 22

it's a ska punk created on new jersey in 1996. it's good go listen to it. you might like it. (keasbey nights is a good album but permanent revolution is simply the best)

person 1: have you ever heard of catch 22?
person 2: yeah, they make some incredible changes
person 1: i see you are a man of culture.

Catch 22

a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.

"Ado, machan, it's just as hard to get the hell out of Sri Lanka as it is to be stuck here. real catch 22 scene"