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When you fist a girl anally and vaginally hold her above your head like a trophy and shake her up and down as if you won the Stanley cup
She got a concussion from the Stanley cup I gave her last night
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The act of taking another girls hand and have her feel your wanker while the other girl you came with is not looking.
I wanted to let this other girl know what she was missing so I assisted her with a cup check.
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An international sporting event watched by terrorists and international political leaders alike and by everyone else in between... Truly a uniting sporting event for most of the world.
Police Officer 1: Damn thank God there are no terrorist attacks during the World Cup.
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!
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A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
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When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
Midwest term for a Kool-aid Frozen cup.
Also known as Ice cup or Lilly Dilly.
I went to the candy lady to buy an icey cup.
When one farts in one's hand and serves it up to their own or another's face.
He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.
While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.