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According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.
Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!
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An excuse for getting (wasted).
Man 1: Hey, were gonna get piss drunk tomorow, wanna come?
Man2: Whats the occasion?
Man1: It's St. Patrick's Day!
Man 2: OH yeah!!
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The one day of the year when it doesn't suck to live in Savannah.
I got river faced on shit street
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A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.
Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.
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The only day of the year where everyone is Irish
1. I'm Irish
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
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The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO
Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.
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Patrick Stump's soul voice can cure cancer and any diseases.It also is used in Ryden's marriage.It also is an instrement for the band Fall Out Boy.
I Love Patrick Stump's Soul Voice.