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A young grumpy gentlemen with massive eyebrows, and a 9 inch penis that is always erected. Many claim him to be a descendant or Harambe, due to his extremely attractive body hair that makes the girls come screaming.
" Man I wish I had Ryan eyebrows"
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A generally cool guy who is a whiz at everything but videogames and women. For unknown reasons his shaft is very tiny. Often being coined the nickname "Ryan tiny shaft"
dudebro.1) Have you seen Ryan tiny shaft lately?
Dudebro.2) No
dudebro.1) where he at doe?
Dudebro.2) not doin' you mom, thats fo show'
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Big lovable guy! Enjoys frequenting fast food emporiums. Loves to dance, but grinds on the ladies too much... Can never seem to find appropriate clothes to wear. Sexuality questionable?? Refers to himself as "Mr Fix It". Loves confrontation, knockin heads, and always has a BIG ego!! Possibility of erectile dysfunction, but claims to have an enormous package. The party is always at his place and sometimes in his pants!! He is quite the music enthusiast!! Claims to be a workaholic, but in reality doesn't really do shit!! Give this guy a bottle of bleach though, and he will turn anything white!!
I wanna take a huge hot dump on Ryan's chest!
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a big baby faced douche bag that usually cries about how he cant get any vagina. This person also loves to get it analy and is very aggressive towards others that have a bigger penis than his baby ass self has. Including to the baby face, he also has a baby dick, lol. He likes to wrestle, due to the fact that he does this cause he likes to wrestle around with other sweaty guys and then gives them a kiss for his victory on the lips. this name seriously refers to the biggest baby-faced homo ever!!!!!!
That guy is totally gay, cuz his name is Ryan.
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complete jack-ass, childish, stupid, plays with yu-gi-oh even though he's in high school, plays with action figures and barbies (seriously i am not kidding), has some creapy dandruff issue but not on his head but on his skin, is completly and utterly gay, is about as strait as a pretzel, dresses like he is color blind (no seriously he looked like a pumpkin on top and puke on the bottom), spits when he talks, drools but not just in his sleep in the day too, is friends with a creepy but stupid stalker, and as i said before GAY.
girl1: who is that guy? is he taken?
girl2: that is Ryan and ya he is. he's with james
girl1: oh so he's bisexual?
girl2: no he is gay
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an infamous commenter on funnyjunk. He comments gay and racist comments on almost every picture, video, and game. He usually talks about fucking john,also an infamous commenter, and hates a person named roxy.
Person 1: Man I hate Ryan he's a faggot.
Person 2: What are talking about he rules. He's funny as hell.
Person 3: Ryan for president
Person 1: You can all fuck your selves.
Ryan : Go fuck yourself I rule and i love John
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