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Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”
The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
when someone calls ‘tuesday’ on the weed it means they smoke after the person who lights it. Followed by wednesday, Thursday, etc.
if you reach Sunday you’re smoking with too many people
I got Tuesday on the blunt.
I got Wednesday.
Tuesday also Titty Tuesday on this day you can touch or grab someone's titty but be gentle with them.
Its Tuesday I get to grab or touch dem tits
Tuesday is powerful, sweet, and unique. Just don’t make the wrong move,
or she will forgot about you the next day.
Tuesday means nice sweet and kind.