A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
Slowly bottoming out in the girlfriends asshole
Chris slow bumped Chelsea’s asshole
A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.
Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast
"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"
A pussy way of drinking alcoholic beverages. Put cup to lips, sip, then put cup down and walk away.
This method is to be used by Catholics, pussies, and little bitches who only drink for fun.
Also for responsible people.
I’m having a party later, but I think I’m just going to be drinking slow tonight.
A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"
A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”