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A virgin that's a bitch or a bitch that's a virgin.
Guy one: hey look at that guy
Guy two: he's a pussy
Guy one: yea he's a virgin bitch
Someone who has neither had sex or ever masturbated.
“Iysis is a double virgin, lmao imagine.”
When you hear a song that you have never heard before, even though it's been out for a long time.
Girl-Wow! This song is good! I've never heard it before. Who let the dog's out? WHO, WHO, WHO, WH-WHO?!
Guy-So, you're a song virgin then?
Girl-Huh?
Guy-Never mind.
Somebody who doesn't swear or talk about anything sexual.
A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.
That girl is a total virginity panda.
The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.
"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water
These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.