Somebody who eats an excessive amount of food.
John: "Wow Ashlee is a real food junkie"
Taylor: "Yeah dude look! She finished 50 wings under two minutes."
John: "Is that even possible?"
Taylor: "Dude.."
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The food of the gods is actually pizza you are all wrong
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Food that can be identified in fecal matter.
Mike took a huge dump and noticed the corn kernals from the corn on the cob he ate the day before.
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food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
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Eating out a girl while she is driving.
I gave my girlfriend some fast food on the way back from our trip.
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Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.
Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!
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