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A Spanish word for a medical condition that does not really exist. Roughly translated to English, "un aire" is "an air." Un Aire is used to describe a strange sensation felt in the epigastric, abdominal or chest area. The sensation is characterized by a a general bitching and whining about a gas like feeling in the aforementioned torso region. Un aire a chronic condition in little old ladies and women. In men, un aire is an indication of sever chernitis in men brought on by a lack of testicular fortitude. If not treated with a C.O.M. (can of man) or a bitch slap across the face, un aire may escalate into coñogenic shock. At this point, their is no cure and a man deteriorates into a nagging old lady; old ladies or women are too far gone and estrogen takes over their sensibilities.
911 Dispatch: 911, what is your emergency?
Patient: (In a desperate and terrified voice) HELP, I'm dying, I can't breath, I have terrible chest pain, it hurts all over, I'M DYING!!!!
911 Dispatch: Rescue is on the way, please try and calm down, we will make sure that you get through this and you will be okay.
Patient: AHHHHHHHHHH, I'M DYYYYYYYYYINNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Rescue crew: (Mere moments later) Sir, we are here to save your life, what do you feel?
Patient: Oh I don't know, it's not pain, it's un aire...it's going away though.
Rescue crew: Umm, like gas?
Patient: Well, yeah, kind of, but it's not gas...it's un aire...
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The act of placing your hands outstretch from either side of your head and making a peace sign that bends up and down within the fingers while using a corporate buzzword.
Sarcastic Employee: "Well, that's very AIR QUOTE LEFT pro-active AIR QUOTE RIGHT of you."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."
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- let's air out a lil' bit
- yep, we need some fresh air ennyway.
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OKAY people here is the TRUTH about Bel air.. well as I see it. I dont no where those people above this got the whole idea about there being a lot of weed and all... right about now it can be considered dry. I know this and i dont even smoke weed. Noone is as rich as seemed unless you live in Todd lakes or something. People on here need to give it up.. yeah there are the groups but if your not a part of taht group your usually not hated on to much caues a year or so down the line youll change for the people your around. Yes bel air is all about highschool and the drama it brings. No you cant go to every door and ask for pot. my dad wont give it up that east lol j.p.. and some of the houseparties are good. they just usually get busted. The harford mall is not the hangout unless your goth or a girl trying to shop at american eagle and get those holes made in your pants.
Theres a lot to know about Bel air but why do you care? i dont
no example. come to bel air and find out.
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The magical and elemental force that enables people, usually video game characters, to jump a second time in mid air without actually touching anything with their feet. The build up of air friction in the persons feet causes a massive downward force when it reaches critical levels and is expelled. Also responsible for hundreds of other random and mainly unexplainable occurrences.
It's a me a Mario
Jump followed by second jump off of Air Friction...
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A TikTok dance in the making, but without filming. Also known has twelve years old favorite activity. Let me give u an advice : don't do TikTok Air. it's so fucking embarrassing for you. And me. And also my dog.
"-Jen stop doing TikTok Air! That's so akward...
- But I'm very good on this trend!
- You're also bad at losing friend Jennifer"
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When you are either a total noob at smoking weed or have such a chemical dependence and you dont have any glass so you just light it in your hand and breathe in the fumes.
Dude where is my piece, I need to smoke this weed.
Idno man im way to high, just Air Piece it.
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