i am very bored

its 1:24 am, and for some reason i created this definition, because

i am very bored.

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I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

9:11 am/pm

The time at which terrorists make their wishes

Saddam: Hey! It's 9:11 am/pm

Bin Laden: Make a wish!!!

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i am fuckin pissed

the process of feeling angry
the result of injury or personal slight
the burning desire to murder your boss/peer/irritant
feeling: hot sensation near cheek, upper neck and lightness within the head followed by faint and despair

i am fuckin pissed already so don't expect me to give you a valid example

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where the fuck am i?

A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.

Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication

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get a snack at 4 am

A Roblox game where you woke up at midnight because you're hungry and need a snack
There are 11 endings that you need to complete to reach the final part of the game.
And the point of the game is:
- To make people know how to make a perfect d̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ breakfast
- To make people know not to make a poisonous food
- To make people know when's a cashier's break time
and
- To make people know not to WAKE DAD UP AT 4 AM

I just found this game called "get a snack at 4 am" in Roblox, which makes me remember about Flamingo playing this game.

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I am my dad

A phrase that when used by Zac kills the conversation

Siobhan: "Did u tell Daria?"
Denzel: "I am my dad"