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boy scouts of america

America's finest youth organization that provides guidance and fun for millions of fine young men. It taught me outdoors skills like firebuilding and knot tying that I would never learn anywhere else and no else outside of scouts knows, and really valuable life skills like citizenship, finances, and communications. The Boy Scouts adhere to an oath of morals and guidelines that instill in its members a sense of pride, individuality, responsibility, and leadership, to name a few. People who do not adhere to these guidelines are not welcome; this has brought trouble to the Boy Scouts, but if you don't believe in God, you can't be Christian either, and if you don't believe in killing you can't join the Army. We welcome anyone who believes and practices what we do. I am an Eagle Scout, and this is one of my greatest accomplishments that I am most proud of and Scouts greatly affected my life. Outsiders will not understand the true spirit of Boy Scouts if they let society and its biased ideas toward Boy Scouts influence their opinions.

Neil Armstrong is an Eagle Scout of the Boy Scouts of America.

by mikethemanjr November 9, 2007

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The United States of America

The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.

"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THA BEST CUNTRY IN DA WERLD!!! MUH FREEDOMS!"

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

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blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.

That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.

by WayMisWil1 March 19, 2008

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How To Make It In America

A series on HBO about a group of mostly hipster 20-somethings trying to hustle their way to the top in New York City. The show started in 2010 and opens with the song "I Need a Dollar" by Aloe Blacc.

How To Make It In America is on HBO

by Mikeyboy23 December 3, 2011

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“America First” Math

When the US is toying with the idea of imposing exorbitant tariffs on foreign publishers, which would make it hard for them to ship their wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles to American homeschoolers, students, and teachers.

A number of hardcore Trumpublicans want their senators to push for an “America First” math bill to protect local authors from being outwitted by their foreign counterparts, whose titles cost a fraction of most dear inch-deep-mile-wide US math textbooks.

by MathPlus July 11, 2021

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Travel Centers of America

Also known as "TA" for short, Travel Centers of America own many truck stops nation wide including Petro. Like Petro, these stops cater to drivers with such amenities as showers, restaurants, movie rooms and truck service bays. Not known for their cleanliness or friendliness, but rather their overly expensive prices and hookers that roam the back truck parking lots.

Driver 1: I just paid $4 for a liter of soda in the store.
Driver 2: Tell me about it, and the cashier was a bitch. I think I'm going to go shit all over the bathroom walls. This is the last time I'm stopping at Travel Centers of America.

by untiedsox February 11, 2011


bank of america stadium

Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!

"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?

"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."

by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022

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