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Ukrainian Anus

An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.

Wow. Did you see her ringpiece? That's what you call a sweet sweet Ukrainian Anus.

by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021


crunchy anus

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.

TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.

by Kriker February 27, 2016


Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019


Anus marinara

Anus marinara is the blood and shit mix that comes out of ones asshole after intensely rough gay sex. Anus marinara occurs after gay sex with 3 or more dicks in ones asshole.

I can’t believe Ella made Amos have anus marinara. So gay.

by Ellamos January 3, 2019


Un-alive anus

A synonym for dead-ass

Bro I just snorted 5 pounds of crack un-alive anus

by Meameaperson August 31, 2021


Anu Lawrance

Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )

My mom works her ass off for my education. She is such an Anu Lawrance!

by Moodifier May 9, 2021


taco anus

A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term

Chris........you're such a taco anus

by Scortese February 10, 2016