apple core

Hard-core fans of Apple. The ones who will stand in lines winding around the block from an Apple store entrance on the day of a new product release. Or spend hours on a blog in a flame war with equally fucktarded PC zealots defending why the entire world must convert to a Mac.

People, it's a fucking computer.

Apple cores are so named because it's the part of the apple you throw away. Apple cores are trash.

Let's build an electrified cage and put "Apple store" on the front. That way we can get rid of these fucking apple cores once and for all.

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Apple Logo, 

The Best Logo Ever, The Apple Computer logo, pressing option+shift+k will make this logo appear.

Apple Logo, , Apple Logo Symbol.

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Apple Cup

An annual football fame between the Washington State University Cougars and University of Washington Huskies. Trash talk usually surrounds it. The 2008 Apple Cup in Pullman was bomb.com with WSU coming from behind in the fourth quarter to tie it up 10-10 and forcing the game into overtime. UW "coug'd" it and the kicker couldn't make a field goal worth crap besides the one to force the game into double overtime. WSU won 16-13 and the crowd went wild and poured onto the field.

"You going to the Apple Cup?"

"Fo sho!"

Apple Cup rocks!

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Apple Fanboy

An idiot or a Brainwashed group of human

They like to buy overpriced Apple product. And always get saltty when someone talk about Android phone or Windows, but not knowing that it is cheaper and better than apple sh*t.

Android user: Damn new Google pixel is sexy!
Apple Fanboy: Fck yo cunt Apple is beter.

Or

Android user: iPhone is overpriced crap.
Apple Fanboy: TRIGGERED.

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Apple Fritters

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.

I'll have a Chicken Chow Mein and some Apple Fritters please

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apple pie

an alcholic drink made from apple cider, everclear, cinimon sticks boiled together to make an intoxicating drink with little taste of alchol

last night at the party i drank to much apple pie and got really drunk

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apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

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