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An rectum of a female or male which has been expanded to a wide state. This is achieved by anal sex or stimulation with another object or sex toy.
A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.
I was having anal sex with her, my penis was so large for her that when I pulled out and saw her gaping asshole.
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1. A being or person whose extraterrestrial exploits end in negative results for those around them within their interpersonal relationships.
2. That person who cuts you off quickly from a parking space you obviously were going for before them.
"Darth Vader is the biggest Space Asshole ever, Bigger than Xenu, Cylons, Q, The Borg, and Zorak combined! I mean the guy starts a dictatorship, abuses his pregnant wife, kills children, cuts off his own son's hand, chokes people With His Mind, holds his daughters planet hostage for information, then blows it up anyway. What a Space Asshole"
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a tax added to one's subtotal of a bill, who generally acts like an asshole. this usually works because most assholes aren't willing to do their math.
"That guy was pissing me off, so I charged him asshole tax."
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Los Angeles. It only makes sense that if Florida is America's wang, then Los Angeles is America's Asshole.
More Smog in LA? I guess it's fitting that there is so much rotten gas floating out of America's asshole.
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Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.
Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get off on making them do this.
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1. adj. Describes someone or something that epitomizes the negative physical feelings of and associations with a bloody asshole and the causes thereof (i.e. itchy, annoying, bleeding).
2. adj. Having the qualities of a not-nice person.
British: Bleeding-asshole.
1. Jimmy: That bloody-asshole presidential candidate wants to return the country to totalitarianism.
Sheik Frederick: Quite true, old chap, but your whole bleeding-asshole political system lacks coherence altogether, then. Doesn't it?
2. Shut up, you bloody-asshole not-nice person!
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A really bad shot, throw, or pass in a sporting event. A major brick.
Taylor, quit it with the asshole shots and serve the birdie!
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