Techno-Attack

A random attack involving the Youtuber Technoblade, particularly targeting orphans

Time to find some orphans, TECHNO-ATTACK

chronic attack

german grunge band from the 90's. destructional lyrics, not a very positive sound

Achronic attack is straight to the point - nowhere, straight from the heart, feeling nothing

Fandom Attack

A sudden urge to represent or express your fandom.

I knew she was having a fandom attack when she suddenly decided to cut her hair like the lead in her favorite fandom.

salami attack

"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary

In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).

Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.

Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

autie attack

An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.

Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.