August 5

August five is international shower sex day.

-I never had shower sex yet, is it good?
-Good? Cant even define it, tomorrows august 5, you should try it out!

August 10th

Only people with shitty parents are born on August 10th.

Hannah- “Oh my god did you hear Jennifer’s parents are getting divorced?” Courtney- “What did you expect? She was born on August 10th”

August 25th

August 25th is a day of disappointment and refunds

I just payed 10 dollars on August 25th to watch a draw. I need a refund!

August 20

The day dumasses are born

He' a dumbass, must've been born on August 20

August 14

Smart. Ava. Sister

August 14 is the Birthday of a very special person People Born on August people are very smart also they have a lot of friends, but most of all they have a very very close friend who is called Ava , she is like a sister and us always there for her friends

August 26th

National send a nude to your boyfriend day.

Boyfriend - Oh it’s August 26th baby, do you know what that means?

Girlfriend - no?

Boyfriend - It national send nudes to your boyfriend day, so you know what that means.

Girlfriend - Oh ok sounds like a blast

august 6

national embarrass ellie day!!!!

girl: why is ellie on your story?

girl 2: it’s august 6th, national embarrass ellie day today!

girl: oh yah thanks for reminding me

ellie: oh great...