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A boy that deserves to be bullied by other boys who aren’t VSCO boyfriends
“Oh there goes Tommy, a VSCO boyfriend. Watch out for him he’s strange.”
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Yoon Jaehyuk from Treasure
Jaehyuk is everyone's bias because he is boyfriend material.
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When you have the attributes of a typical male in a relationship (but does not necessarily have to be in a relationship, nor applies to the lead role); you start to not care about what the other says or notice any changes in them, asking them to make you sandwiches, or too busy playing video games to notice them.
This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.
However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
It doesn't mean they don't love you; it means they just don't care about you at the moment.
Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?
Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.
Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.
Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.
-- Later --
Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".
Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
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Also known as fathers rubber boyfriend. Describes a
plastic turky baster used to insert water into the rectum and clean out the bowels while simultaneously giving
pleasure.
"Your fathers boyfriend is doing his thing."
"I hear that Tony Milne has a rubber boyriend"
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What every girl doesn't want...but somehow manages to get.
Elaboration...
1. When a pussy ass guy asks you out without making contact with you whatsoever, and has you in the honor of being his first "girlfriend."
2. When a "boy" asks you out, tells all his friends hes gonna do shit with you, but doesn't even wanna hook-up.
He is such a boyfriend in training.
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The boyfriend that never comes around, due to being putting other things first like work, sports, and family.
I feel bad for emily, she has an Absent Boyfriend.
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A boy you have no interest in but pretend to when you are short on money to get him to pay for those activities you can't afford.
"I don't have money to go to the concert Susan. Don't worry Dianne I'll get my bank boyfriend to take care of it."
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