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To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.
Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.
when a cop gets burned alive while getting violently fucked in the ass hole.
woah that pig became gay bacon!
fights for the white man against the evil that is islam
paki 1:noo is that the bacon warrior
paki 2:zomg his meat is not halal!
A: Hew, what's your favorite actor?
B: Kevin Bacon, he's so smelly...
have sex. this term is not exclusive to pigs.
i always like to make bacon before cooking breakfast
When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.
Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.
after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)
a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon