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Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014


gay bacon

when a cop gets burned alive while getting violently fucked in the ass hole.

woah that pig became gay bacon!

by splean September 30, 2020


Bacon warrior

fights for the white man against the evil that is islam

paki 1:noo is that the bacon warrior
paki 2:zomg his meat is not halal!

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006


Kevin Bacon

The best smelling actor ever

A: Hew, what's your favorite actor?
B: Kevin Bacon, he's so smelly...

by Da Word June 10, 2013


make bacon

have sex. this term is not exclusive to pigs.

i always like to make bacon before cooking breakfast

by baconator4 August 10, 2009


Bacon Table

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.

Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.

by KingofAlltons June 23, 2010


floppy bacon

after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)

a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon

by 12kds12 April 05, 2010