The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body
Apparently Eric likes bageling
When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)
Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"
The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.
Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.
To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment
The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.
Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.