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To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.
Tommy: where yall been?
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
A complete legend who always gets the 3 star in Clash of Clans, and knows how to get them ladies. He is also such a god at Fortnite and is the god and father of Yahya Abdi, the king of GAHYA!
Did you hear about Chief Bagel? He just fucked my sister!
The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body
Apparently Eric likes bageling
The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.
Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.
When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)
Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"