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Celebrated on May 24th, Baked Bean Day is a celebration of the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. This could be of any brand.
John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: You should have baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, it's Baked Bean Day. Thank you for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.
Celebrated on the 24th of May, Baked Bean Day is a day to celebrate the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. These could be produced by any baked bean brand.
John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: I'm not sure but it should include baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, because it's Baked Bean Day. Thanks for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.
The act of waking up in the morning, maturbating (bate), followed in quick succession by smoking pot (bake). (Combination of masturbation and wake & bake)
The best thing about the weekend is the leisurely bate n bake.
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Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!
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1. What Ricky Bobby (played by Will Ferrell) uses in "Talladega Nights". "Shake and bake are "two verbs, they go good together, they rhyme..."
2. Shake 'n Bake is a food brand asset owned by Altria Group and was first introduced in 1965. It's a product made from mostly bread crumbs and spices designed to coat chicken before baking.
3. To grind up yo weed n' smoke it!
1. It's Shake "n' Bake time!
2. I used to use Shake 'n' Bake on my chicken when I was a kid.
3. Hurry up and get some cush so we can Shake 'n' Bake!
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While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.
Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.
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A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.
My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.
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