Hallandale Winter Frog

Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.

Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.

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dancing frog syndrome

Something that happens only when you are watching. If you try to show somebody else, it doesn't happen.

"My pet frog jumps up, dances, and sings 'Hello My Baby'! Show him!"

Frog - *sits there and ribbits*

"OMG! Dancing Frog Syndrome!"

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freshly fried frogs

Australian slang. To tell a lie. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
Much akin to telling 'porky pies'.

Titch: did you read the Sunday Times today?
Goose: yeah, about that razorback that was supposed to have been caught in W.A?
Titch: yeah. Narelle Towie was talking Freshly Fried Frogs from start to finish.

bull frog

verb: when one pukes and shits and the same time.

I drank so many beers that i bullfrogged all over my sneaks.

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Different box of frogs

When 2 things are so completely different

Coke in a can and coke in a bottle is a completely different box of frogs

Mexican Staring Frog

A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...

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Frog in his pocket

When someone uses the pronoun "we," but no one else actually wants to be included. Implies that the speaker must be referring to himself and the frog. Typically takes the form of the rhetorical question, "is there a frog in your pocket?"

Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.

Billy said "we're going to clean up the apartment today," but it's all his mess. He must have a frog in his pocket.

Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?