Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

Bird pulp

1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine

2) Bloody Excrement

3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials

4) some nasty shit

a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"

b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "

c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"

d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"

bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

bird on wheels

the flying bird is any person that is capable of intense skateboarding abilities and can obtain 8 ft of air.

sean chanowitz is the bird on wheels.

bird-licker

Term for a salty-mouthed and wildly popular drag queen known for insulting her audience and fellow performers more fiercely than others could.

I laughed so hard when that bird-licker quoted the online dating profile of each of the next drag performers

bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."